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MesajSubiect: Suicide Note Generation   Mier 24 Sept 2014, 10:01

Am vazut asta pe un alt forum si mi s-a parut interesant. Sper ca am ales categoria potrivita, daca nu rog un moderator sa-l mute sau daca mai exista asa ceva, sa-l stearga.
Nu este nevoie decat sa alegeti ce vreti din campurile respective. Sper sa va distrati asa cum m-am distrat si eu. Va avertizez ca limbajul este putin piperat.
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September 24, 2014
Listen Up Dumbfucks:

Most people kill themselves because of a mental condition. This is true in my case too. The condition I suffer from is that I am not normal, I am not like everyone of you "sane" people.

I am not normal in the sense that I am not like every other one of you brain-dead zombies. I can think. I can reason intelligently. I can observe and learn from life. I can make my own decisions and follow through on them. And I can do these without any aid from celebrities, T.V., radio or MySpace. Unfortunately, every one of you shit-brained lemmings seem to lack these skills and I can't fucking take it any more.

Since everyone else in this world is a fucking retarded drone who revels in their ignorance and unintelligence, I must put an end to my misery. I truly wish I was normal. I wish I could be a fucking retarded sponge like all of you. I wish I could have the same conversations day in and day out about sports, politics and "how about that weather huh?". But I can't.

Sure you'll see this note and say Kymiko's the crazy one. You have to it's the only way you can go on thinking you're sane and your pathetic life is meaningful. Go ahead, call me the weirdo like everyone else surely will. Then, return to your happiness of everyday mindless monotony.

My only wish is that the bullet I put into my brain doesn't kill me but only leaves me brain dead. For if ignorance is bliss and everyone of you fuck-for-brains is truly happy, then living a life without a brain stem in a coma, devoid of any cognitive ability must surely be utopia.

Leave My Machine Plugged In You Fucking Retards,

Kymiko

P.S. Tell everyone I'm not psychotic.
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MesajSubiect: Re: Suicide Note Generation   Vin 26 Sept 2014, 23:43

Dear Fellow Pawns;
Since November 1st, 1993 I have lived a lie that I can no longer go on with. I have started each of the last 7634 days by convincing myself that McDonald's would bring back the Double ZestaBurger--if only for a limited time and at only select locations. It was the only way I could get myself out of bed and through the day.
Alas, I can no longer lie to myself about my future. I now accept that it is bleak. I do not control my destiny, nor my happiness. Like all of you, I am just a pawn in McDonald's global marketing plan. The same company that has returned the McRib 758 limited times in the last 20 years has never given my well-being a second thought.
Well, congratulations, you win. McDonald's 1, Dellz 0. You have killed my will, spirit and soul; now my body will follow.
Luckily, I will be going to a better place. A place where my happiness won't be controlled by a multi-national conglomeration of fry cooks in cheap suits. While my body will be buried in the same ground where Ray Kroc's is surely spinning; my soul will be with his in heaven. Not here in purgatory controlled by the whims of MBA's from Hamburger U.
Together Ray and I will forever feast on that delicious ambrosia, the Double Zesta Burger.
Sincerely,
Dellz
P.S. If you have any questions or need to get in contact with me, see Whoopi Goldberg

Sincer prietenii mei chiar ar fi in stare sa creada ca am murit in fata la Mc  rolling on the floor


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MesajSubiect: Re: Suicide Note Generation   Sam 27 Sept 2014, 09:34

September 27, 2014



Dear Friends;


Mostly, this note is to that devious cunt Crazy4Clay69 who I thought was my best friend and who definitely won't be reading this. That's because that nasty twat committed suicide. Good riddance psycho-bitch. Ever since we became online friends, I was constantly posting to reassure that neurotic snatch about our friendship. How much did I need her? "More than anything". Would I do anything for her? "Absolutely". And then that nutty skank set me up and fucked me over by asking what I'd do if she died.


Unthinkingly, I posted "I'd kill myself."
To which she replied, "Rely?"
To which I replied, "yes really;)"
To which she replied, "I meant to type, 'Really?'"
To which I replied, "I know what you meant, silly<8)"
To which she replied "Really?"
To which I replied "Really what? Did I know you meant 'Really?' when you typed 'Rely?' Or did I really mean I'd kill myself?"
To which she tried to reply, but the thread was too long and we had to start a new post. In the end I convinced Crazy4Clay69 that I would indeed kill myself if she died.


What the fuck were you thinking Meli? You spend your whole life trying not to die in a jihad or as a religious sacrifice and then you piss it all away by casually agreeing to an online suicide pact. God damn it. Sure, sure, I could clear out my temporary internet files, stop accepting cookies, sign up for a new journal and leave my old online world behind. But anyone who has spent even 2 minutes reading my blog knows that's not how I roll. I live up to my responsibilities, even when they technically aren't my doing (see my "Errrr!!!!! Blockbuster Late Fees" entry on September 6).
So, to all of you who have enjoyed my journal, I must say thank you, good-bye and be sure to sign my guestbook.
There is no emoticon to express how much I hate that cunt.


Meli
P.S. If I get undead please don't shoot me in the head. I won't harm you. I planned ahead and have like 20 homeless guys' brains in my freezer.


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MesajSubiect: Re: Suicide Note Generation   Sam 27 Sept 2014, 09:54

September 27, 2014
Listen Up Dumbfucks:
Most people kill themselves because of a mental condition. This is true in my case too. The condition I suffer from is that I am not normal, I am not like everyone of you "sane" people.
I am not normal in the sense that I am not like every other one of you brain-dead zombies. I can think. I can reason intelligently. I can observe and learn from life. I can make my own decisions and follow through on them. And I can do these without any aid from celebrities, T.V., radio or MySpace. Unfortunately, every one of you shit-brained lemmings seem to lack these skills and I can't fucking take it any more.
Since everyone else in this world is a fucking retarded drone who revels in their ignorance and unintelligence, I must put an end to my misery. I truly wish I was normal. I wish I could be a fucking retarded sponge like all of you. I wish I could have the same conversations day in and day out about sports, politics and "how about that weather huh?". But I can't.
Sure you'll see this note and say Ema's the crazy one. You have to it's the only way you can go on thinking you're sane and your pathetic life is meaningful. Go ahead, call me the weirdo like everyone else surely will. Then, return to your happiness of everyday mindless monotony.
My only wish is that the bullet I put into my brain doesn't kill me but only leaves me brain dead. For if ignorance is bliss and everyone of you fuck-for-brains is truly happy, then living a life without a brain stem in a coma, devoid of any cognitive ability must surely be utopia.
Leave My Machine Plugged In You Fucking Retards,
Ema
P.S. Let my parents know that if I had gotten that pony I wanted when I was 8, that this probably wouldn't have happened.








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MesajSubiect: Re: Suicide Note Generation   Dum 28 Sept 2014, 18:15

September 28, 2014
Bitch I Told You,

I motherfucking told you. I told you. I god damn told you.

Tell me I didn't tell you.

You're a fucking liar, because I told you.

I god damn told you.

Maybe you weren't listening. Maybe your just too fucking stupid and thought I wasn't serious. But I told you.

Or maybe you were too busy drooling over all those cocks you wanted to suck to pay attention. But I told you. I don't know what the fuck's wrong with your hearing. What I do know is that I told you.

Just like my father told my mother and his father told his mother and his father told his mother, I told you.

What did I tell you? That's right, I told you I would fucking kill you and me both if you ever left me. Maybe from now on you will listen when I tell you something.
Andra

P.S. If you get a collect call from a cow in India in the next couple of years, accept the charges.

PS-ul meu e mai stupid ca al tau, Ema. :D


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